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• Song Name: Check, Please! Episode 0 - The Wormtongues and Balrogs of Podcasting
• Artist: Stephen Vs. The Wretched Beast
• Album: Check, Please!
• Year: 2020

Yes, listeners, the time has come at last! The zeroth episode of Check, Please! is now amongst you. Look down, for it writhes in the dirt at your feet. We reveal the secrets of podcasting for a bit, and make a lot of references to Lord of the Rings. Look, it's been a while since we did this. Happy seasonal time!

Theme music: Deep Fritz (Karpov Not Kasparov) / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0